Day 188: HA! Shakespeare movie mashups

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski by Adam Bertocci (source: wired.com)

William Shakespeare's Star Wars by Ian Doescher (source: wired.com)

William Shakespeare's Star Wars is a publication by Quirk Books, who did Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and  Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, and was published earlier this month.

Day 105: What I Learned: The Two Gentlemen of Verona, or Goddammit! This play has rape in it too? I'm so freaking sick of this!

Luigi Schiavonetti, “Valentine, Proteus, Silvia and Julia”
from “Two Gentlemen of Verona” (1852)

Oh come on, Shakespeare! Can't a just read a play that doesn't condone rape? Apparently not this month, I can't. After the horror that was Titus Andronicus, I was looking forward to a light comedy in the form of The Two Gentlemen of Verona. 

Be careful what you wish for because Shakespeare's "light" comedies usually involve something horrific.

What would it be this time? Racism? Anti-Semitism? Physical violence? Well, yes, to an extent. All of the above. Oh and rape.

One of the "gentlemen," Proteus, is "in love" with Silvia (he's "in love" with all the female characters at one point or another, not that there are very many of them) and if she doesn't feel the same way, why he'll just "woo you like a soldier, at arms' end, and love you 'gainst the nature of love,--force ye...I'll force thee yield to my desire." Charming.

But never fear! Valentine is here! He "saves" Silvia. I say he "saves" her in that he stops the rape, but then Proteus apologizes--more to Valentine than to Silvia--and how does Valentine respond? He basically says, "Aw shucks. That's okay. As long as WE'RE still friends." And then he gives Silvia to Proteus as a sign of their friendship! 

Oh and did I mention that Julia, another woman that Proteus has claimed to be in love with, sees this and freaks out because she wanted Proteus to herself? HOLY SHIT.

You know, plays like Macbeth and King Lear and Othello make me appreciate just how wonderful and timeless Shakespeare's words can be. But honestly, if he were only famous for plays like Titus Andronicus and Love's Labour's Lost and The Two Gentlemen of Verona...well I doubt he'd be famous at all. 

If you're looking to read ALL of Shakespeare's plays because, like me, you're on some sort of personal Shakespeare-based mission, then yes, you'll have to read these ones. But if you're just looking to get better acquainted with the bard to find out why he's still talked about and studied over 400 years later, then move on. These are not the plays you are looking for. 

Go back to the ones that are really, really famous. Turns out people like those ones best for a reason.

Day 104: Some Two Gentlemen posters

Swell.

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Boobs.

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Groovy.

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Day 101: OMFG! TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA HAS A PUPPY DOG IN IT!!!!

I'm sure I should be spending my time actually reading the play and trying to figure out what it means, but who has time for that? I just found out that this play has a DOG IN IT! A CUTE L'IL PUPPY DOG!!!

Look, here he is:

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And here he is again:

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Look, here's him:

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Oh and again:

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Who's a good boy?

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You are! Yes you are!

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BEST PLAY EVAHHHHH!

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Note: Besides the dog, I have no idea what this play is about.

Day 99: New Play Tuesday! The Two Gentlemen of Verona

Boy, these SCC English wordles keep getting prettier, don't they? Based on this, it looks like this is a romantic comedy about Proteus and Valentine (are they the two gentlemen?), with Julia, Silvia and Lucetta. Am I close? I actually don't know anything about this play yet. Looks like there's a duke in it. 

Yay! That means I'm finished with the Roman plays for a while (Or for good? Are there more? What's Pericles, Prince of Tyre about? Or Cymbelline? Ah, I'll worry about that when it comes.)

On to Verona!